Top Ten Tuesday
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Top Ten Ways You Know You’ve Become A MOM…..
1. Those little people that live in your house have nicer clothes and shoes than you do. And for that matter, they always look more put together than you do!
2. You long for a break from your little munchkins but when you’re finally able to get away with your husband all you talk about is your kids and how much you miss them.
3. You think everyone else is interested in hearing about your child’s latest brilliant new achievement, funny story or weird bowel movement. (Mommy blog, anyone?)
4.You come to realize you’re repeating a lot of the same things your mom used to say to you! And you realize she was right!!
5. Privacy is a thing of the past….and so is your dignity.
6. Grocery shopping alone is a luxury and feels a little like being pampered.
7. Catching with your bare hands the assorted bodily fluids your child can emit in public no longer phases you. That’s why you carry around wipes and hand sanitizer!
8. The 5 second rule has turned into the 30 second rule which has turned into the 1 minute rule.
9.You’ve learned to shower, shave, have a phone conversation and eat breakfast all at the same time.
10. You’re amazed each day that such a little person (or big person as the case may be) can bring so much joy into your life and make your heart feel like it’s going to explode with love every time you see that face.
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