Google Searches That Make Me Laugh
I know as of the past several weeks I haven’t been posting many family updates or pictures. And I do feel as if my content has been a little lame! I do have some more interesting posts in the works so please don’t leave me!
Anyhoo, as you may remember I enjoy writing some of the weird search terms that have led people to my blog. Sometimes they’re scary, sometimes they’re funny and sometimes they’re…”who searches for stuff like that??!!”
Here are my favorites for the past several weeks:
*Children’s shows I can’t remember*
I don’t think Google will be much help there!
*How many cry during the Star Spangled Banner*
Me!! I’m one. I know exactly how they landed here on that one. I mentioned in a Top Ten post that our national anthem chokes me up every time.
*MckMama Drama/Anti MckMama blogs/MckMama hate/MckMama hate blogs*
I still get many of those hits on my blog because I mentioned MckMama before. My cousin told me that she did that search and my blog was one of the top ones that came up! I like MckMama and you won’t find any MckMama bashing here! For the record. Great, now my blog will still come up in those searches since I mentioned all of those terms here again.
*Good reads blog button*
I hope my blog qualifies as a good read AND I have a blog button too! They came to the right place.
*Why does my best friend make me cry?*
Ok, I thought this one was funny. Maybe they should ask they’re best friend? Just a thought.
*Family prayer on giving to others*
Awww, this is a nice one.
*Top 10 boys favorites*
*Top 10 things kids hate to do*
Clean up. Go to bed. Share. Eat veggies. Go to the doctor. There’s five.
* Cry without teas song*
Ummm.. did they mean “cry without tears song?” Never heard of it!
*Layla Grace suffered so much*
This one made me sad. Obviously someone was searching for blogs mentioning Layla Grace and how much she suffered in her short life.
*Flooding her boots*
Haha! I would love to find out why this person was using this particular search term. If your boots are flooded take them off! Duh!
And my favorite this time around:
*Mel smells of poo*
Who and why are you searching for that? Did someone actually write a blog post about a Mel smelling like poo?
What are some funny Google searches that have landed people on your blog? I’d love to hear them!
Oh, and I’m having a hard time coming up with a clever title to these Google search posts. If you can think of one and I’d like to share it with me please do!
